Brandon

The most amazing man you'll ever meet. The type of guy who can be a total asshole just for his own amusement and yours and a complete sweetheart at the same time. Perfect in every way, shape, form and flaw; though he tends to disagree.

Someone you'll never ever forget, even if he was a dick to you.

"See what I did there?"
"Yeah, too bad Brandon already said that like three seconds ago."

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"I believe you."
"You're just like Brandon."

by jessaminesweetly October 1, 2011

Brandon

He's extremely sexy and also one of the kindest people you will ever meet. He's strong emotionally and physically. Sometimes Doesn't realize how strong he is. He is funny and quick to come up with a come back and can joke sexually but still be polite. He's athletic and smart when he applies himself and overall the person you want to have in your life.

Damn that kid Brandon can be a pain in the ass but I still love him

by Sunnydoubled June 13, 2017

Brant

n. one who is trully destined for great and amazing things

v. one who posess' super human strength

I knew you would b a "Brant"

Geese Jonny, you are so Brantly

by William S. Maker August 23, 2006

brandgasm

When modern marketing/branding gets absolutely self-indulgent, out-of-hand, crass, tacky, etc. eg: Gap commercials, Apple's retail stores, Nike (period).

Mathias: have you been to an apple store(tm) yet? seems like they are like temples.

Jeremiah: yes, there's one here. overinflated, self- indulgent brandgasms.

by Jeremiah Junken April 11, 2004

branlette espagnole

is the French way if saying titty fuck

Elle m'a fait une branlette espagnole hier soir.

by mimi11581 September 20, 2007

Brandeis AZA

The coolest AZA chapter in the world. The colors are blue and white and it was founded in 1963. Brandeis is most well-known for having one of the longest serving advisors in BBYO history, Moish Hamburg.

Five-fold convention. Bravaa! Moishburgers

and most importantly Brandeis AZA

by pseudonym1519 June 1, 2011

Dirty Brandy

When you’re getting fucked and the D is hitting that spot and you squirt and it lands in your drink.

Yo I was fuckin my girl and I made her squirt so hard I made a Dirty Brandy.

by RopeBunny814 May 6, 2019