Turdworthy

Preferred literature of defecation.

I have found that the Readers Digest is a highly turdworthy publication, the articles aren't too long.

by Carson Giles March 16, 2008

Turtle Snorkel

A blowjob performed underwater.

The weather in Maui sucked, but I got a turtle snorkel in Napili Bay, so the trip was worth it.

by CountRugen May 2, 2009

Turkastrophe

When something goes horribly wrong with the turkey for Christmas or Thanksgiving dinner.

Your Dad says "Just look after the bird and I'll do everything else" and you forget to take it out of the freezer to thaw in time. Stores are all closed. Oh the turkastrophe!

Or you're used to buying a fresh turkey, you opt for a frozen one and it totally sucks, deeming it a turkastrophe!

by LindseyJay December 25, 2009

turbokick

An awesome form of cardio kickboxing with dance, kickboxing, and awesome choreography. Super intense and super sexy.

A: Hey Jon Gosselin is one fat bitch
B: Word man, homegirl should do some turbokick

by TurboFreak October 9, 2009

turdshine

to polish the crap until salable. Usually applies to making something appear more desirable than it really is when in reality it is a steaming pile of fecal mass. Can be used in any situation involving making things that suck look less suckier and passing them off as being the coolest fucking thing on earth.

"Time for a new update, lets just apply some turdshine to the old release and charge them for the higher version number."

"Congressman 1: How can we pass this bill that fucks over Americans?"
"Congressman 2: Lets rename the previously failed bill and try to pass it again!"
"Congressman 3: We owe our paychecks to turdshine."

by theantilulz November 5, 2011

turdonion

when one peels back the layers of of detail in a situation, encountering increasing levels of pain and discomfort (e.g. crying while peeling an onion), only to discover in the end that the situation is in fact really a turd.

Hey Mike... I've been digging into this new project you gave me, and I don't think it's an onion...I am standing here crying holding a turd... Thanks for the turdonion, bro..

by DaddyG August 6, 2012

Turkey Nosing

When someone is overdosing on molly on the couch or in the general living room area and can't control their extremities from making involuntary movements, it is common to touch their thumb to their nose and wiggle their fingers; thus looking like there is a turkey on their nose.

Matt: "Hey man, is Casey overdosing on molly again"?

Anthony: "Yeah man, he's turkey nosing big time"

by Molly olly oxen free December 22, 2012