Toilet snake

A Long piece of (shit) that snakes in a circular form in the (Crapper).

Dude, Look at that nasty ToiletSnake

by Josh March 16, 2004

toilet ornament

Slang for shit/human waste.

Who laid this toilet ornament and didn't flush?

by Shaqburger July 1, 2003

toishto

Something you can have in the morning, evening, at suppertime, or in the twilight zone.

"Have you had any toishto yet today?"
"No, but it doesn't matter... I have plenty of time!"

by [][][] [][] [] August 6, 2006

toilet slop

Toilet Slop (n.) : The mixture of contents in your toilet especially after a lengthy time of using the restroom.

Her boyfriend's penis tasted like toilet slop after he took a shit.

by Martin Mystery July 28, 2007

toilet water dipping sauce

When you are going to the bathroom and at any point during your visit an item of clothing gets dipped in the toilet.

Scenario: Bathroom Stall

Girl #1: "Oh shit, the back of your skirt is all wet."
Girl #2: "Great, when I squatted it must've hit the toilet water dipping sauce. Yum!"

by the Duomo January 4, 2010

Toilet Gravy

Brown toilet water from diarrhea.

After Kevin left the restroom I had to go and realized Kevin made a bowl of toilet gravy. " You suck Kevin!"

by mikeyintheoc May 1, 2010

Toilet Vomit

When taking an upper decker while having diarrhea. Making the next flush look like the toilet is vomiting.

dude I took a piss and the toilet vomited!! That's my queue to leave.

by Mr.0range1981 August 6, 2010