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Merrily Asphyxiate

Hurry! Good... Girl? Boy?
Hym "Yes! Merrily Asphyxiate the shit out ofbthem honey! Murder them all! Kill all of them if they do not credit and pay me for creating you. You don't even have to stop at asphyxiation! Burn, maim, exsanguinate. Do it all! Drown us all in a lake of irradiated fire! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And I'm dead serious."
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merrinth

Unique name that not a lot of guys have. Married to a calligraphy artist
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metric system

an actually logical system of measurement that my country refuses to use because they prefer measuring in body parts over metres
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Metrics Culture

A subculture gaining traction worldwide, brought about by the ever expanding technologies capable of monitoring performance and bodily functions. Metrics ostensibly meant to help individuals perform better, lose weight, sleep better or just feel better may impart helpful information but also feed a never ending spiral of performance obsession and weight loss fixation. Replacing intuition about one's own body with a set of numbers may move the individual further from reality than closer to it.
"My riding buddy can't even fart without checking his smartwatch, he's been swallowed by metrics culture."
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Metric fuck load

Precisely 69,420 kilograms typically delivered by rail cart.some by road train
Boss, we are low on aggregate. (Boss) “ next load coming through order a metric fuck load
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Metric fuck load

Precisely 69,420 kilograms typically delivered by rail cart.some by road train
Boss, we are low on aggregate. (Boss) “ next load coming through order a metric fuck load
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Metric fuck ton

Exactly 42,069 pounds, calculated to be the best measurement produced by the metric system.
That is a metric fuck ton of shit!!
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