1. A politico who moonlights as a hair gel
influencer, charming the cameras while the state burns down in
wildfires so epic they could star in a disaster flick.
2. (slang) To swagger through a crisis with Hollywood flair, tossing out lofty promises like confetti while forests combust and taxpayers choke on smoke, e.g., “He Gavin-ed the budget meeting, preaching green dreams while
California’s hills blazed red.”
3. A hairstyle so slick it could ignite a spark just by looking at a dry shrub