TheLizVariant's definitions
1. A politico who moonlights as a hair gel influencer, charming the cameras while the state burns down in wildfires so epic they could star in a disaster flick.
2. (slang) To swagger through a crisis with Hollywood flair, tossing out lofty promises like confetti while forests combust and taxpayers choke on smoke, e.g., “He Gavin-ed the budget meeting, preaching green dreams while California’s hills blazed red.”
3. A hairstyle so slick it could ignite a spark just by looking at a dry shrub
2. (slang) To swagger through a crisis with Hollywood flair, tossing out lofty promises like confetti while forests combust and taxpayers choke on smoke, e.g., “He Gavin-ed the budget meeting, preaching green dreams while California’s hills blazed red.”
3. A hairstyle so slick it could ignite a spark just by looking at a dry shrub
When the wildfires turned half the state to charcoal, he Gavin-ed it hard—rocking a tailored suit, flashing pearly whites, and vowing ‘climate action’ while the sky glowed like an apocalyptic BBQ.
by TheLizVariant August 24, 2025
