2 definitions by Beans chungus

Beans moment

A moment that is so awesome that it makes you want to eat and have an orgasmic moment at the same time.

Person 1: bro my mommy just died but I also got a triple feed

Person 2: that’s a pretty beans moment my dude

by Beans chungus June 27, 2021

When a straight person explains something obvious in a condescending or patronizing way to belittle a person who isn’t straight.

Misogynist: did you know water is a liquid
Gay: yes I did idiot quit Straightsplaining

by Beans chungus July 6, 2021