the tapeworm diet 

When you continue to lose weight mysteriously like a cancer patient, despite eating like a pig, and working out seldom or never.

Cate: You've lost weight. Are you on some kind of diet.
Natalie: I'm on a steady diet of pizza, cheetos, and peanutbutter.
Cate: You must be working out?
Natalie: Yeah, I do try to alternate between holding my cigarette in the right and left.
Cate: Whatever, the tapeworm diet looks good on you.
Natatlie: There's something wrong with me. I'm scared.

the tapeworm diet by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 12, 2010

The 15 minute diet 

To take a dump, thus dropping weight. Could also be "The 20 minute Diet" or in extreme cases "The 40 minute diet".

The Only diet plan that can guarantee you'll lose 1-3 pounds in 15 minutes while sitting and reading.

See you guys in about 15 minutes, I'm going on the 15 minute diet plan.

The 15 minute diet by Brock Berry November 1, 2007

Omaha Diet 

Unnatural weight loss caused by non-prescription medication. Similar to the Jenny Crank Diet.

Galpal: "Darling, she looks terrible! All skin and bags. What do you think happened?"
Gaypal: "Sweetie, she obvs is on the Omaha Diet. It does terrible things to your complexion."

Omaha Diet by Gichanel January 20, 2010

San Franciscan Diet 

Eating nothing but shit & semen each and every day.

Person 1: Hey, did you lose weight?
Person 2: Yeah, I'm on that new San Franciscan Diet.
Person 1: ( Runs like hell. )
Person 2: Wait! I'm hungry!

San Franciscan Diet by s0ull3ss October 11, 2010

Champagne Diet 

When someone does nothing but drink champagne for twenty-four hours straight.

1) "damn i feel fine, i'm on a 24 hour champagne diet".

2) person 1--> 'you look like you feelin good, you drunk?'

person 2--> 'ya, i'm on a champagne diet'

person 2--> 'sweet, i'm starting on one of those diets this

weekend'

Champagne Diet by tamtamatam April 9, 2010

bird seed diet 

An extreme diet that is often confused with a starvation diet and is mostly practised by men. A ''birdseed'' diet is a nutritional approach which involves unlimited calorie intake that consists of food only birds can consume, it is quite often combined with a strenuous workout program. People who go on the diet seek to get fit without restricting calories, it usually precedes a final ''blackout'' (eating junk to the point of explosion)a day prior to the diet. The ''blackouts'' persist during the diet everytime he/she is intoxicated. During the diet, ''blackouts'' can also occur when sober, especially when you eat something that isnt ''birdseed'' - this phenomonen is defined as the ''floodgate factor''. Given the factors that arise during this diet, it is deemed completely useless , unrealistic and torturous.

Jon: Hey Mark do you want some fries?
Mark: No thanks Jon Im on a bird seed diet,if birds cant eat it,neither can I
Jon: Why don't you just have a couple with your whiskey(beer isn't birdseed)
Mark: I cant Jon,that will open the floodgates
Jon: Suit yourself

Mark gets completely hammered after 1 litre of whiskey and blacks out on every peice of junk on the way/at home after a whole week of strenuous excercise and unlimited unappealing birdseed food

bird seed diet by Haydar Manaf January 10, 2008

Mentos Diet Coke Magic 

When you're having sex with a girl doggystyle and right when you're about to finish you grab a diet coke bottle in each hand, you open them up and stick a mentos in each, and as they blow, you stick one in her ass and give her an enema while you finish on her back and stick the other between your legs as it explodes right in her face like Old Faithful.

I was banging Shirley doggystyle last night, and she was complaining she was constipated, so I pepped her bowels right up with some Mentos Diet Coke Magic!

Mentos Diet Coke Magic by WaxyDouglass June 26, 2010