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Gia's Girl

A secret group, consisting of lesbian or bisexual models. The term was coined in honor of the late Gia Carangi, a lesbian supermodel in the '80s.
Model 1: "Hey, do you think she's one of Gia's Girls?"
Model 2: "Yeah, I heard she's dating Katie, but she's also Antony's beard."
Model 1: "Dayum."
by Gichanel January 20, 2010
mugGet the Gia's Girlmug.

Omaha Diet

Unnatural weight loss caused by non-prescription medication. Similar to the Jenny Crank Diet.
Galpal: "Darling, she looks terrible! All skin and bags. What do you think happened?"
Gaypal: "Sweetie, she obvs is on the Omaha Diet. It does terrible things to your complexion."
by Gichanel January 20, 2010
mugGet the Omaha Dietmug.

homintern

The homosexual elite who control the art world.
Straight Critic: "I think this piece is trash."
Member of Homintern: *walks over to another man, engages in discreet conversation*
Man: "This work is incredible! Jodie, Jodie! Come over here and interview the artist. She's obviously the next big thing in the art world."
Member of Homintern: *smug smile*
by Gichanel January 20, 2010
mugGet the hominternmug.

arealwifey

A fictional woman who exists solely for the purpose of pleasing, pleasuring, and caring for her significant other. She is a modern male fantasy of the meek submissive '50s housewife.
Husband: "Sweetums, if you were arealwifey, you would wash my pajamas by hand while I'm away at work. Don't forget to make dinner by five o'clock!"
Wife: "I am going to stab you with my vibrator and file for divorce."
by Gichanel January 20, 2010
mugGet the arealwifeymug.

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