duck dive

Pushing your surfboard under an oncoming wave or white water with your knee or foot in an attempt to avoid being throttled.

You see that kook out there, he don't even know how to duck dive.

by skullcap January 13, 2004

Duck Paste

Noun. Used to describe the pate coloured substance found at the entrance on the anus and/or on a penis during or after anal sex with a dirty whore. The substance itself is a mixture of shit, anal lubricant & pre-cum. Rare to be seen in porno films produced today but a common sight in pioneering anal & dp porn during the 1970's and 1980's. Now days, female porn stars avoid 'duck paste syndrome' by pre-shoot enema or colic irrigation

"Yuck, that chick I just ass-fucked left duck paste all over my cock...I better get her to lick it off."

by Ian Grant November 7, 2004

duck dress

A dress or skirt so short one can almost see your stuff.

"I saw Melinda at Mike's party. She was wearing a duck dress."

"A WHAT!?!"

"A duck dress - you know, 1 inch below the quack."

by hottschtuf June 19, 2009

duck whore

The people who kill all the ducks when you go hunting so that there is none left for anyone else

"I went hunting the other day but I didnt get anything because of the stupid duck whores"

by alexdoesn'tunderstandjulie'sfrench March 21, 2008

Duck Chin

A hard, muscular vagina.

That girl is smuggling a duck chin in her pants.

by hughes21 September 30, 2009

Duck and Tuck

when a man tucks his piece (penis) between his legs for the sole purpose of looking like a woman.

The Silence of the Lambs scene when the killer does the duck and tuck in front of the mirror."it puts the lotion in the basket!"

by Memphis November 16, 2004

duck pond simulator

One of strong Bad's computer programs. See: taking_a_break.exe

run "Duck_pond.exe"

Strong Bad

by E. H. Steve June 15, 2003