Nick Crompton

A respectable lad who left the city of England to join Team 10.

Person A: "Hey is that Nick Crompton?"
Person 🅱️: "Yeah! His collar is poppin' today isn't it?"

by Wimblebimble April 19, 2018

kenny crompton

Kenny is a slow moving freak. He can run faster than a full rotation around the sun. He likes slim Jim’s and eats them a lot

Kenny crompton loves team 10

by Idk_anything January 29, 2018

april crump

An April crump is a nuther word for a bitch or a hore.

she is an april crump

by ei9or0fgoi9jm May 28, 2018

penis crumpet

Penis Crumpet:
When one ejaculates from their erect penis so hard, it shrivels and flattens. This will only occur when overstimulation takes place, after many orgasms.

“I came so hard, now I have a penis crumpet”
“Maybe you should go to a doctor, Jim.”

by Dr. Digbick September 29, 2018

Donald Crumpet

Any depressing fact about Donald Trump that you must digest.

How many Donald Crumpets are in one newspaper?

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

Wet Crumpet

A Crumpet soaked in Tea

Man i love Wet Crumpets for Breakfast

by Spilled April 28, 2019

KIERAN CRUMPS BIRTHDAY 2020

Kieran is a cool underrated guy! It’s his 15th birthday and that’s sound so hey kieran it’s me have a good day! If you see this send it to the groupchat

HEY ITS KIERAN CRUMPS BIRTHDAY 2020

by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020