A small skidmark (versus the more commonly used "large shithole" when describing places, i.e. cities in general terms) on the rarely-worn underwear of skanky, std ridden, backwater Washington, across the Snake river from "scenic and beautiful Lewiston, ID". Crackhead central of the Northwest, where sober-living homes are oft-converted into meth labs. Part of Asotin County, once considered "most stds per capita" in American cities, second now only to Grangeville, ID.
I was going to go home to the valley, but then I remembered the valley consists of Clarkston, WA and Lewiston, ID.
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Get the clarkey cat mug.Female version of the blumpkin. When a woman is sitting on the toilet defacating the sexual parter is administering oral sex. Comes in 3 varieties (the first type being the regular 'ol "clamkin" as described above):
A. Manhattan Clamkin (red sauce) - also known as "red sea beach blanket bingo", is a clamkin during the woman's period days of the month.
B. New England Clamkin (white sauce)- or the "brown snowball" takes place after a male counterpart shoots his semen on the vagina, then engages in the oral.
Clamkins in the past have been known as "brunette goatee's" or the "brown soul patch" due to the residual fecal product on the chin of the partner giving the oral sex.
A. Manhattan Clamkin (red sauce) - also known as "red sea beach blanket bingo", is a clamkin during the woman's period days of the month.
B. New England Clamkin (white sauce)- or the "brown snowball" takes place after a male counterpart shoots his semen on the vagina, then engages in the oral.
Clamkins in the past have been known as "brunette goatee's" or the "brown soul patch" due to the residual fecal product on the chin of the partner giving the oral sex.
Matt wanted to give her oral so badly that he wouldn't even wait for Debbie to get off the toilet, I had no idea they were into giving / getting clamkins!
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