mine are bigger

a running joke

mine are bigger

by shawty125462 December 14, 2021

You're Mine song

Hi, I'm Baldi! Nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's your game? Just shout my name
When you let me use my whip
So that's one book right but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
While I sing you this song, it goes, "Ding-dong"
Like the door I open on you
Here's a tip, abandon ship
Or you're gonna see me campfire willy
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Welcome to my hooker palace)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Please don't leave, I have no friends)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Let's go camping, let me touch ya)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Haha, I tied you up)
Every boy and girl, come dance around
Let's get an orgy started
Get the Bully's fists and the skipping rope
We'll fill your asshole with it
Gonna make it rain Coca-Cola
Gonna send you right back to detention
Pay attention to my dick's ascension
Sixteen bits of dodgy tension
You cry, I just hit harder
You're wrong, I'll speed up faster
I rigged this for my pleasure
In this classroom, I'm the master
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
I'm gonna make you scared of me
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
You're my ecstasy
(insert the rest of the lyrics)

Hey bro have you listened to the You're Mine song by DAGames?
Oh yeah its so good, it goes like Hi, I'm Baldi! Nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's your game? Just shout my name
When you let me use my whip
So that's one book right but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
right?

by AwesomeAlexTheReal5914 May 26, 2024

More important than yours or mine

And I don't yield to FILTHY Latinas who think they are too good to fuck me.

Hym "And THAT is the REAL progressive position on rights. 'Women's rights are more important than yours or mine.' Says the shit-lib. That is not equality. They do not what equality why would I even pretend to give it to them? You're not. I'm better. Than the guy who said it and that hippy slut. The first 'Self-Made' female billionaire was made by me. And that is their entire racket. They don't want women to be more equal in the sense that they are lacking some kind of rights... They want women to be more equal in an animal farm sort of way. And they will take your rights away to do it."

by Hym Iam May 17, 2025

Rage mining

Seeking to cause rage on social media.

Alpha was rage mining and got mad.

by B3£1GHT December 31, 2021

VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE

When your name is Eula and you just so happen to really want vengeance every second of your life. Its jus

Person A: "Hey Eula, nice outfit!"
Eula: "MARK MY WORDS, VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE!!!"
Person A: "Uhhhhhhh ok"

by Eula McEulers June 26, 2023

The night is mine!

A victorious exclamation of unknown origins.
Normally used battle cry from person who smacked shit out of some small fry in a mostly one sided ass whopping.

Sometimes used before a victory against an unworthy opponent either before the finisher or the fight altogether.

Ominously powerful dude : *summons lightning that disintegrates some imps*
Other imps : *scatter*
Ominously powerful dude : That's right, hell spawn, flee for you lives! The night is mine!

Guy 1 : Take this! *misses*
Guy 2 : You fool! the night is mine! *proceeded to whoop ass*

by Expert charlatan January 5, 2022

A Friend Of Mine

'A Friend Of Mine' is a secret code phrase for 'Me.' Often used to refer to something embarrassing that they did or happened to them.

Person 0: Tells story
Person 1: How do you know that?
Person 0: It happened to a friend of mine. Who is totally not me! *Leaves*

by Some rando out there March 25, 2023