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midget picket

When a long hardy rod is inserted into the anus of a little person. The little person has something written on their body resembling a picket sign.
Last night Joey and I made a midget picket.
by Midget Long Dong Mc shlong March 18, 2017
mugGet the midget picketmug.

Midget

A word used to define Habiba

Which means she is short to be precise (158 cm tall)
E.g Habiba is a midget
by Bruhmidget November 2, 2020
mugGet the Midgetmug.

Mental Midget

Looney Left Wingers that only listen to and believe the talking points from their fellow colleagues. They don't look up the information and check much for themselves. They believe that Progressivism a.k.a. Socialism (then comes Fascism - Communism - Marxism) is better than Capitalism. That people can be put in a box not through hell. They have no common sense and are entitled to license whatever over complicated DSM pigeonhole box they are legally allowed for code billing. They'll throw you under the bus in negative context to protect themselves from liability and double under codes for more money.

Pretty much a Mental Midget is

a person who believes that one plus one equal three
1 + 2 = 3 because that is what he was indoctrinated by the Far Left to believe.

That's what government insurance employs
The mental midget is philophizing again.
by Egosdeathdoor March 19, 2023
mugGet the Mental Midgetmug.

midget

An offensive term used to describe anyone who is very short for their age. Socially acceptable ways of saying this include dwarf, and LP (little person).
Hey, look at that midget.

(note, i do not condone calling a dwarf a midget. Calling them this makes it extremely likely for you to get your genitalia punched back up into your stomach)
by TheIronSoldier2 March 18, 2016
mugGet the midgetmug.

midget penguin

A person who is so dumb that their singnificence is less than the size of a Normal penguin
SHut you up you goddamn midget penguin
by Jaydee17 May 16, 2018
mugGet the midget penguinmug.

midget

A small person that gets called a elf
Ryan: look there's a midget
Jack: ew! I'm gonna step on it
Ryan: NO it's an elf

Jack: So?
Ryan: were not gonna get presents for Christmas
by hiimlj October 25, 2019
mugGet the midgetmug.

Midget surfer

A tiny wanker that flies into mum like a wave
Damn mike your a good midget surfer "said hillory"
by Gjaanfgkdhlsdyuiebfisdk October 21, 2017
mugGet the Midget surfermug.

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