Race Squatting 

When a group of one race pretends to discuss and solve all of the issues of another race.

That white discussion panel on the news was race squatting, they discussed and and pretended to understand and solve all of the problems in the black community.

Race Squatting by the undefined September 8, 2013

French squat 

Shitting in the urinal and pissing on the floor

Did you see Terry yesterday? He pulled a french squat during lunch break

French squat by paftdunk May 22, 2019

squatters garden 

A paricularily unkempt ladies tuppence.

First coined by Bunji in the summer of '03. Ahhh, happy days

Jesus man, course i didnt go down on her! She had a mutty clunge like a squatters garden! I didnt want to get a Darren Smith!!

squatters garden by Bunjiquo Bianco June 14, 2004

Buck Squat  

A sex poise where a guy spreads his legs wide past his shoulders and bends his knees slightly at a 45 degree angle to have intercourse in the middle of a room without the support of a wall or couch. A technique used on average sized chicks – if she’s too tall or short, you’re screwed. Afterwards, the guy does a backwards kicking motion like a buck, then returns to the poise and takes a shit in the middle of the room. Not recommended on carpeted floors.

Steve picked up a girl at Starbucks by asking her about the amount of grip on her floors. Picking up on the cue, they went back to her place where Steve performed the Buck Squat maneuver on her. When it was all said and done, he left her enough cash for her to clean her floor.

Buck Squat by Drake Vermouth June 12, 2008

squating a grumpy 

when one defecates. i.e. taking a crap.

Yo, i'm squating a grumpy.

squating a grumpy by mattyohomygunit October 3, 2006

Squat Sauce 

The liquid that your anus uncontrollably releases when you sit down to go to the bathroom the day after receiving Anal Sex.

Caution: May unexpectedly seep out during a fart, so to be safe you may want to stay home that day.

At first it scared me, but now I know that I will inevitably have Squat Sauce the day after I get fucked in the ass!

Squat Sauce by GOTS2FIT August 13, 2007

Squat to Pee 

Derogatory term referring to SQAD coined due to impediments caused by software testers, in effect, reducing otherwise prosperous companies to a pile of dust.

Better learn to pee while running otherwise you get left behind like Netscape, the last company who squat to pee.

Squat to Pee by Habacka Habama III February 18, 2009