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Squeezing toothpaste 

When someone doesn’t shoot cum but squeezes it out of his dick like he’s getting the last bit of toothpaste out.
That porn scene cumshot was a bit of an anti climax, he was squeezing toothpaste.

Stop Squirting September 

September is the month that females must not squirt at all. Like No Nut November but for girls
I’m participating in Stop Squirting September
Stop Squirting September by USOAv6 November 1, 2018

Club house seating 

Club house seating is when one man sits on the toilet tank dropping an upper decker while another man sits on the bowl backwards while giving the man on the tank a BJ.
Dude I walked in on 2 co-workers performing a club house seating yesterday.
Club house seating by Cdaniel March 7, 2019

Squirting Turtles

To take a crap. End of story.
"I could totally hear this dude squirting turtles in the stall next ta me."
Squirting Turtles by CaWe March 20, 2004

squeaking spring symphony 

the beautiful sound of two people having sex! (on a cheap bed)
One squeaking spring symphony coming up!

squeezing a dwarf 

So, I was sitting there squeezing a dwarf, when the guy next door started playing Rush real loud.