Tummy Jerk 

the act of while giving a girl anal, sticking your hand down their throat and jerking yourself off.

John Tummy Jerk'd Meg before they were even dating!

Tummy Jerk by ganstaazzzz15 February 22, 2011

Ibis Jerk 

This is a masturbation technique, when u have an erection simply bend your dick forward with one hand creating the shape of the beak of an Ibis bird, whilst keeping your member in this position use your other hand to begin masturbating at your own pace.

The other night I was watching some porn on the internet and decided to do the Ibis jerk, it felt great.

Ibis Jerk by badman2232 February 26, 2011

Penguin Circle Jerk 

A true Pittsburgh fiesta! This party is celebrated annually, and the date depends on how deep the Penguins go in the NHL playoffs. The festivities culminate with #1 Penguin super-fan and NBCSN top douchebag NHL "analyst" Regis "Pierre" McGuire (commonly known as PierreMcGuire @PierreMcGuireNBC)on his knees acting as the king of all cum-dumpsters, taking load after load from Penguin fans and players. NHL golden boy Sidney Crosby is last to spooge, and then piss on Regis, because that's how Regis likes it.

The crooked NHL will help fans celebrate Penguin Circle Jerk in early June this year!

Penguin Circle Jerk by sciflyer.25 May 30, 2017

The Jerk Store Called, They're Running out of You! 

George Costanza's burn that he invented in response to a co-worker telling him that "Hey George the Ocean called, they are running out of shrimp" He thinks it is the greatest diss ever, but all his friends don't laugh at it

From the show Seinfeld

George: The Jerk Store called, They're running out of you!
Jerry, Kramer, and Elaine: Ehhhh

The Jerk Store Called, They're Running out of You! by Sinatrafan77 January 8, 2012

Spicy Jerk 

A form of spite filled masturbation used to calm a person down, especially after failed coitus or when ones lasagna is eaten by a ghost

She didn't perform well and came within the minute, so I did a spicy jerk to calm myself down.

Spicy Jerk by Weegeeman August 24, 2020

fever jerk 

(verb) - Jerking off to get sweaty and reduce your fever when you are sick.

My fever was 101.5 an hour ago. Then I did a fever jerk and I'm back down to 98.6.

fever jerk by qAaRoN December 31, 2005

Morning Jerk 

The first jerk of the day; may also be referred to as "chopping the lumber down", this is the reason god invented morning wood.

Man 1: I didn’t have my morning latte and now I’m feeling sluggish.

Man 2: I can do without a latte but I can’t do without my morning jerk, otherwise the whole day is shot.

Morning Jerk by I got you back July 19, 2009