the hammer

a slang word used for the city of Hamilton Ont.

I'm from the hammer yo

the hammer by Rory Schlarb May 13, 2006

Fudge Hammer 

This is used to describe a homosexuals penis.

Hey Eric Yes Rob, Would you like to stick your fudge hammer in my ass. Oh hell yeah bitch.

Fudge Hammer by I.B. Noone March 15, 2004

Twat Hammer 

Adj.- 1.A word describing extreme anger.

Noun.- 2. A cock so large a womans cunt feels as though it is being beaten with a hammer.

Verb.- 3. the act of sexual intercourse. Also known as, "fucking,the nasty, backseat wrasslin', and twated."

1. "Ted stole my money! Twat Hammer!"

2. "Bob came over to my house last nite, and pulled out his Twat Hammer! I'm still sore!"

3. "Me and Pablo Twat Hammerd last nite!"

Twat Hammer by tha ginga bread man April 22, 2009

polish hammer 

a wrestling move where you clasp your hands together and bring it high over your head, and down onto your opponent like a great sledgehammer. a great finishing move, especially if you're polish. why? added irony, i suppose.

rob: whats up, man
tim the bowling alley pope: well, jesse got drunk at the party last night and jumped off the picnic table, landing a huge polish hammer blow on my head. i swear, im gonna have a migraine for a week.
rob: weak, dude

polish hammer by jassu19 September 3, 2006

Silver Hammer 

Owned by Maxwell. Maxwell likes to hit people on the head with it. e.g. Joan, his teacher and a judge.

Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Do do do do do
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead

You hit me over the head with Maxwell's Silver Hammer

Silver Hammer by Mercury Scythe January 10, 2005

MC Hammer 

1. A popular rapper who made alot of money, than turned around and realized he spent it all.

2. A fight move when you threaten and threaten until you really have to fight and the other guy realizes that you are a p*ssy. (How me and my homies use it.)

1. Mc Hammer: Can't touch this!
Guy: They shouldn't of let you touch the money.

2. Guy 1: What happened.
Guy 2: I MC Hammered a guy.

MC Hammer by Lil' Pimpin' June 1, 2006

hummel hammer 

1. To put your own fecies and a sock and strike another person/people in the face.

2. slang

shit in a sock and hit someone in the face.

Oh last night when john wasn't looking i did a hummel hammer to the back of his head.

hummel hammer by bamzcky April 10, 2005