English éclair

When you cum inside a man and shit down their back turning them into an éclair

"John gave matt an English éclair and made a mess all over the bed-"

English éclair by Dawn7274 January 13, 2025

English Rain 

The act of getting stabbed, named after the frequent occurrence of knife attacks in England.

Jackson was thinking about getting a stab proof vest, on account of English Rain.

English Rain by PsySlop May 31, 2025

English Tree Tv 

A goofy ahh channel about learning letters, colors, numbers, and more

Did i forget to mention the pfp? The pfp is a oak tree with a face.

English Tree TV is brainrot! Why are you watching it?

English Tree Tv by Ganado June 6, 2025

English Egg Salad 

When your girl shits eggy diarrhea into your salad while you are eating it, normally combines with other feces or human excrement such as semen or urine

“Hey babe, what do you fancy for dinner tonight?”
“Can we have an English Egg Salad?”

English Egg Salad by chickfilamastar August 7, 2025

English spag bowl 

When you use the intestines as a dildo/flashlight

"YO bro I did a crazy English spag bowl with this girl past night"

English spag bowl by Skibidi toilet camera man September 12, 2025

English Pumpernickel Pounder

When you strap down one of your friends, cover him him in beans, sausage, bacon, eggs, black pudding and generally things in a full English breakfast. Then flip him over to pour tea down his anus. Finally, you fist him till he arrives.

"I could go a for an English Pumpernickel Pounder from Corey"

English Pumpernickel Pounder by Arlibarli January 5, 2026

English Chorizo

Black pudding

It was a proper good fry up, everything on it, even some English Chorizo!

So we were introducing our Italian colleagues to a Full English Breakfast, one of them pointed to the black pudding and asked what it was? Like English Chorizo I replied!

English Chorizo by Barney18680 May 9, 2026