Definitions by chickfilamastar

English Egg Salad 

When your girl shits eggy diarrhea into your salad while you are eating it, normally combines with other feces or human excrement such as semen or urine

“Hey babe, what do you fancy for dinner tonight?”
“Can we have an English Egg Salad?”

English Egg Salad by chickfilamastar August 7, 2025

Boof Queef

Smoking weed through your vagina, then pushing the smoke out by queefing.

Jane: I tried to boof queef today. Got me hella high but burnt my lips.
John: What the fuck

Boof Queef by chickfilamastar August 15, 2024