Claire

Claire is hilarious and always fun to be around. she is clumsy and awkward but absolutely gorgeous. Claire is perfect and has many secret admirers but doesn't always realize it. she is always happy/nice and few people hate her. Claire is everything a guy wants: funny, gorgeous, and athletic

girl- "Claire is the perfect and everybody likes her! why can't I be a Claire?!"

guy- "i wish I could date Claire. she's hot and knows how to have a good time."

by softballgurl January 22, 2015

Cock Chair

A rare disease found in some african countries where your cock, is actually a 18th century chair.

Also: When you have sex with a fat chick and your dick is shaped like a chair after wards and people sit on it after all the chairs in the house are taken.

I had sex with a fat chick and now people sit on me, all cock chair like

by ihavecockchair February 18, 2008

arm chair developer

backseat driver Arm Chair Athlete armchair philosopher

1. A video game enthusiast who criticizes a developers' motives/product.

2. A label used by video game developers to dismiss a consumer's requests or suggestions, which may (or may not) actually be a good idea.

We are doing the best we can, stop being arm chair developers.
"The arm chair developers on this internet"

by Wayback Machine November 14, 2017

Wheel chair accessible

Very slutty girl. It is so easy to get into her pussy that it practically has a wheel chair ramp leading to it.

You'll get lucky for sure - that girl is so easy she is wheel chair accessible.

by hjsnodgrass June 6, 2010

husband chair

Otherwise known as "the Schmuck Chair". The husband or boyfriend just sits there in the only chair in the women's section looking like a schmuck, because there is nothing else to do.

Lilly would say "just wait for me while I try these clothes on... there, in the husband chair..you know, Schmuck chair".

by Mo Budak January 5, 2009

Chair

When you bench your girl and fuck her hard

I chaired my bitch

by Thedarkhole December 12, 2017

Claire

The best girl ever.
Such a nerd (if you think that's an insult see nerd) smart funny and good looking the most rational girl I've met and the only one who actually says what she means.
That's right A girl who means it when she says its your choice or that nothing is wrong.
A Claire is a girl who is beautiful yet likes watching sci-fi and action films less drama shows and less drama in your life.

I never thought I'd wan't to get married then i met Claire.

by shadowkid September 20, 2012