dick boobs

boobs nipples that are so long that they look like a dick

that girl has dick boobs

by jumping tree October 27, 2007

Moon boobs

A female with a size of breast from size D onwards only. They must be perfectly rounded and generaly symmetrical. The female must be pale/white in skin colour to make sense of the 'moon' comparison.

male1: 'check her out man, those are pretty big!'
male2: 'yeah I see but see the friend? those my amigo are Moon boobs'

by jwinfield April 8, 2008

Holiday boobs

Enlarged breasts due to weight gain during the holidays.

Friend: Wow - look at your awesome holiday boobs!

Friend: I know! I get them everytime I gain weight over the holidays.

by shellyboobs January 10, 2010

Lady Gaga boobs

A pair of breasts that are visually unappealing.

Ugh, look at the sad rack on that chick. She's got some definite Lady Gaga boobs.

by Tadsexington July 8, 2009

Party Boobs

When a woman has her breasts surgically augmented and proceeds to display them in low cut tops, tight tops and without a bra as much as possible for every occasion.

Sue: "Oh no, do you see how low cut that top is? She is leaving nothing to the imagination!"
Jane: "Oh girl! She's got her party boobs out!"

by IreneIsNotMyName October 31, 2014

bitch boobs

a fat mans tits

Damn, did you see that fag Dr. Phil? He has some huge ass bitch boobs!

by alex March 19, 2004

plate-in-lip boobs

Also known as "National Geographic Boobs", plate-in-lip boobs are large, droopy breasts often with a dark ariola (sometimes referred to as the "titty circle"). Plate-in-lip boobs can be brought on by quick and overzealous weight gain, pregnancy or old age. A woman with plate-in-lip boobs normally desires the look of a more lofty sweater kitten and can acheive this with either duct tape and Ace bandages or extensive plastic surgery.

At 7 and a half months pregnant, I've developed a severe case of plate-in-lip boobs and would look more appropriate with a stick in my nose and metal rings extending my neck than in Gap Maternity clothes.

by sophie's mama October 11, 2005