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Zesty Tango

A martial art created for attracting extremely attractive female mates, by using Daggers, guns and Bourbon. It was created by a Michigan man named, Buddy "the horny bastard" Jewdanburnski
Girl: did you see that guy's Zesty Tango, it's making me feel aroused and attracted to him.

Other less attractive Girl: I'm not feeling it

Guy across the room: thank god for Buddy Jewdanburnski!
by Wise Old Buck April 5, 2009
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Zesty Gay

A sexuality used by any person who cannot find one to suit them well enough.
They aren’t homo or hetero. Some may say their a Zesty Gay.
by Remi Realm August 11, 2020
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Zesty

Another way of calling a guy suspect based his comments or actions.
A "straight" man judging another man's looks is quite zesty.
by Bigrick9 January 27, 2022
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Zesticle

A testicle of great flavour and zest! Usually bouncy or tropical, and exciting like lemons.
I saw a guys zesticles and it gave me a buzz! - I wish I had a pair of those.
by Ronnie Rocketship April 1, 2009
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zest ball

a mf that be too gay
Man 1 - "Matthew is such a zest ball! He crosses his legs and calls himself a slut."

Man 2 - "Fr. He the biggest zest ball out of everyone here."
by vyzr September 28, 2022
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Zest

When all the male counsellors at a summer camp go into the lake together to clean themselves, using Zest shampoo and body wash. Results in a heightened state of mind and happiness.
Guys! Stu brought some Zest! Lets run down to the lake for a big Zest!
by Willscott 2 July 10, 2010
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Zelstice

A yearly celebration held in February, where participants drink vodka, heavily, for 12+ hours. Zelstice was started in 2010 and marked the opening of CBT (Club Big Time). Each Zelstice has had a theme. Attendants have been known to vomit, fight, cry and pass out. Each year, Zelstice gains momentum and grows in popularity. Zelstice is used to break up the DOW (Dead of Winter), between New Years and April 1st.
Sup brah, you headed to the Zelstice this year?

Hell yeah, I hear its gonna be off the hook. Rumor has it Andrew Dice Clay will be there. Should be a blast.
by zelone February 14, 2012
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