Zeolite

The form of taking a crap and measuring its size using only your index finger.

"My crap is three fingers long!"

by Mysack January 24, 2005

zemole

My alias for on the net/nickname

Zemole has come online.
Here is zemole.

by James Moss February 18, 2004

Mao Zedong

The best leader of all time.

Mao Zedong was a hero, he saved 40-80 million lives.

by I eat poop 69 March 1, 2022

Mao Zedong

Very cute man. Ruled over China because he felt like it. He was a kind man. He never killed someone. Chinese women love him.

Trump: Hey, did you see that hot sexy man over there?

Xi: Yes, that absolutely a Mao Zedong!

by ahhahahahahahajhahjahjajhjahja June 14, 2020

Mao Zedong

One of the greatest Communist leaders who nae nae'd the Chinese Nationalists into Taiwan. Not only is he the founding father of The People's Republic of China, but a great military leader whom most Communist revolutionaries took influence from. Although most are jealous and claim that he ruined China, Mao and the Communist Party of China had helped in simplifying the traditional (scribble) script, which allowed for better learning of the Chinese language. Another example of how Mao saved Chinese workers from oppression was how he truly equalized the previously rich and the peasants, which I can say Kim Jong-Un can never do as well as Mao did.

A quote from Mao states "All reactionaries are paper tigers."

Yo! Mao Zedong literally nae nae'd those damn "rich" Taiwan praising fucks into an island while Japan just stood there watching!

by TK-576 May 18, 2018

Zepole

Pronounced Z-POLE

n: A slang word for a big nipple

Wow, would you like to touch my zepole?

by JamesRomano September 12, 2006

Zeolied

To move away from your friends and then send them emails inconspicuously expressing your regret for such action.

I have been Zeolied everyday since Joe moved to Charlotte.

by The Hurt November 28, 2007