horizontal exclamation point

An erection; hard on; boner; stiffy; Woodrow

During a private tutoring session, I pleasured my English teacher with my horizontal exclamation point. Needless to say, I got an "A".

by jwa@LITT January 9, 2005

horizontal sumo wrestling

When two fat people have sex with(or make love to) each other.

When Jeff(a little scrawny sexually frustrated guy who likes to peek into other peoples' dorm rooms to look for and watch certain people having sex) snuck his eyes into one dorm room with the sounds of intense sexual activity emanating from it, he was all of a sudden scarred for life and lost his lunch when he saw two broke down Tri Delt bitches engaging in the act of horizontal sumo wrestling and giving each other Hot Karl.





Mark H. Urban Dictionary afficionado since February 2004.

by Mark H December 14, 2004

Horizontal Hugging

The act of embracing a fried, colleague or celebrity while lying on a bed, couch, counter or car seat and without the involvement of any articles of clothing.

Nothing happened in the VIP room with Blake Shelton honey...we were just Horizontal Hugging.

by burKelicious May 22, 2012

hit the horizontal

To lay down in a horizontal position. To go to bed, catch some z's, hit the sheets, etc.

What a night, gonna go hit the horizontal.

Stayed up all night studying for exams...time to go finally hit the horizontal.

by Ohsweetbro March 29, 2010

horizontal

to have sex. "horizontal" as in lying down, having sex, but doesn't necessarily mean having sex when lying down.

"Lets get horizontal, baby!"

by thenico March 9, 2009

horizontally challenged

A large fat fuck that is literally challenged to walk. He usually wobbles as he creates massive earthquakes upon his massive kankles. Usually a horizontally challenged person whether it be a guy or girl smells like shit because they do not wash under their rolls or titties.

Rosie O'donnell is horizontally challenged.

by MrBlik October 30, 2009

Horizontal Shuffle

Noun; the act of engaging in sexual intercourse, which is usually associated with two people laying on top of each other on a horizontal surface and engaging in rythmic sex screwing, which may or may not bear resemblance to a dance.

I asked my girlfriend if she would like to do the Horizontal Shuffle, she obliged and so I laid some serious pipe on that broad. I felt like Super Mario after I was done with her.

by Paul Pierre Toucher November 13, 2012