Nigger Weekend

A "nigger weekend" consists of forty-four hours of fuckin' and fightin' and four hours of fixin' flats.

A Nigger Weekend is a phrase that relates to the propensity of African Americans to engage in Friday and Saturday nights of wild sexual intercourse, the excessive consumption of malt liquor, chicken wings, pork ribs and watermelon; to participate in bouts of fisticuffs, knife fights and gun play with Saturday night specials, .25 & .32 semiautomatic pistols as well as their proclivity to drive automobiles with bald tires, known as "maypops" and that perpetually need repair

by videriquamesse September 13, 2012

Weekend alcoholic

Someone that greets the weekend by constantly drinking excessive amounts of alcohol. Often times starting on Wednesday or Thursday, a weekend alcoholic will wake up each morning with the intent to get drunk before breakfast and stay drunk until passing out (commonly due to blacking out).

Regular drinker: "How was your weekend?"
Weekend alcoholic: "I dunno man, I was too much of a weekend alcoholic to remember anything after Wednesday."

by MHinkle March 8, 2011

College Weekend

Longer than your typical weekend, a college weekend starts Thursday afternoon after class and ends Monday afternoon when you wake up from your Sunday Funday hangover. In extreme circumstances, a college weekend can even begin on Wednesday night if there are no papers/exams on Thursday or Friday.

Thursday 3:00pm - Dude 1 "let's hit up the liquor store on our way home from class crack some beers and Start this college weekend out the right way!"
Dude 2 "Hell yeah, let's get wasted before we decided where we're gonna go get wasted tonight, Thirsty Thursday!"

Wednesday night Dude 1 - "Hey man do you have any tests or papers due tomorrow or friday?"
dude 2 "nope, what are you thinkin?"
dude 1 "let's hit the liquor store, pick up a 30 and a bottle, and start a good old extended college weekend!
dude 2 "Fuck yeah!"

by drunken college student December 9, 2008

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids

The catch phrase used by every single villain in a Scooby Doo episode.

Some Scooby Doo cast member pulls off the mask of the monster and some random person that appeared in the episode's face is revealed. He then shouts, "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids"

by Exor January 15, 2004

uconn spring weekend

The weekend everyone at UConn looks forward to. Some weekend in April, everyone at UConn and anyone who knows anybody at UConn comes together to drink a lot, cause a lot of trouble, and just have fun.

Thursday night- carraige apts
Friday night- celeron apts
Saturday night- x-lot

X-lot is a huge parking lot where thousands of kids pack into and just have a giant party.

1.UConn Spring Weekend this year only had 150 duis, 50 assaults, 100 drug possesions, 454564545 parking tickets, and 2 flipped cars. I'd say it was a pretty tame spring weekend!

2. Kid 1: Dude I got a cop to play beer pong with me on spring weekend!
Kid 2: We are in CT, it's called beer pong asshole!

by CTjeff December 9, 2008

Jimmer Weekend

A Jimmer Weekend is when you have a proper boring weekend. You don’t drink, you stay in and just do what your Mrs tells you to do all weekend.

Sorry lads i’m having a Jimmer Weekend

by Cookie143 September 8, 2018

Nut Weakening

When the buttocks of a woman are so soft and plump that they have the ability to make a man ejaculate prematurely.

“Damn! Did you see that ass? That shit was Nut Weakening!”

by AlwaysHip March 10, 2021