turdegrity

While sending fecal matter back and forth, ass to ass, the integrity of the turd.

Clay, you can't keep that up forever, the turds can't hold up. The turdegrity is deteriorating.

by Poer Ppl July 13, 2022

turdlets

Small brown turd remnants left on the sides of the bowl or on the underside of the seat after explosive diarrhea. Turdlets often need repeated flushing in order to dislodge. When left in place too long, turdlets adhere to porcelain like concrete.

" Who had the balls to drop a deuce here and leave me a batch of turdlets?"

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

laundromat turding

A sly and filthy prank whereas someone runs into a laundromat and takes a quick dump into a washer filled with someone’s clothes and then tears out before anyone can stop them.

We used to get seriously drunk and then go laundromat turding before calling it a night and going home!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2021

Turder

Someone who took a shit.

Who's the turder who left this mess? Tajba truder!

by MUTU July 29, 2006

turdicle

A tiny particle of poo that flies around after you flush.

Although the toothbrush was kept over 15 feet away from the toilet, close study revealed large amounts of turdicles on it. In fact, turdicles are known to travel over great distances and there's a fat chance you're breathing them in right now.

by Grrrrt June 10, 2009

Turdle

n. The little bit of poo that starts to come out of the butt when the person or animal really has to go. The turd looks like the head of a turtle peeking out of its shell at this point, and thus the name "turdle."

You've gotta let me in the bathroom NOW because I've got a turdle that's about to come out!

by red hot mamma September 1, 2005

turdpercher

Person who takes a dump and doesn't flush it right away, but prefers to sit there, a scant few inches, above their sopping wet pile of stinking feces.

Public washroom, guy in stall #1 hears guy in stall #2 drop the splashbomb. In the next few seconds there is rancid odor, but no flushing!?! So, guy in stall #1 bangs on the wall, shouting...

"...Hey, turdpercher, how 'bout a courtesy flush Yo!!

by W. Morris February 15, 2008