n. The little bit of poo that starts to come out of the butt when the person or animal really has to go. The turd looks like the head of a turtle peeking out of its shell at this point, and thus the name "turdle."
by red hot mamma September 01, 2005

Similar to a turtle sticking its head in and out, a turdle is a turd that makes a short head appearance out of the rectum and then quickly restricts itself back into the safety of the lower intestines and anus. A turdle can occur if a would be shitter is frightened or if the would be shitter has forced the fecal turdle head back into his or her anus due to bad timing (in the car, in meeting, at boyfriend or girlfriends house, etc).
Brian felt his lower intestines launch a fecal turdpedo into his anus while he was sitting on the couch at his new girlfriend's house. His anus hatch was forced open by the turdpedo and nearly caused a Brown October on the couch. Brian contemplated releasing the turdpedo in her guest restroom, but instead decided to "turdle" it until he got home later that night.
by Big Lud the Stud September 25, 2014

Turdle (verb) - the act of playing the game wordle or a derivative (quordle, worldle, nerdle etc) whilst on the crapper
Q - where’s Richard?
A - He’s on the shitter seeing if he can get today’s wordle
Reply - oh that boy does love to turdle!
A - He’s on the shitter seeing if he can get today’s wordle
Reply - oh that boy does love to turdle!
by Kingersrk April 10, 2022

person 1 - "Did you hear that old turdle thinks allowing people to vote is a power grab by democrats?"
person 2 - "Yeah... What a great Senate Majority leader we have." -said with heavy sarcasm
person 2 - "Yeah... What a great Senate Majority leader we have." -said with heavy sarcasm
by squallstopher January 30, 2019

by zoids January 09, 2008

Turdle - The action of side stepping or jumping over animal feces or worse.... while out and about in public if you come across a huge log behind the bar or restaurant, where you have to take an lifesaving leap.
Mom, I had to make a Turdle to exit the bedroom this morning, that bad dog Rover left a huge steaming pile.
Dude, did you see that huge log I had to Turdle after leaving the bar. I mean they do have bathrooms inside.
Dude, did you see that huge log I had to Turdle after leaving the bar. I mean they do have bathrooms inside.
by MrSnoopy November 05, 2008

by Becky March 16, 2004
