Toddlerism

When a child between the ages of 1-3 is being a complete shit head. Pushing boundaries and throwing fits.

Toddlerism, when will you end?

I'm getting really fed up with this toddlerism.

Toddlerism at its finest.

by Mommyneedsadrink February 25, 2017

ToddleWoddler

Someone who is small and waddles to locations.

Liam is a ToddleWoddler

by JuiceBarBC March 21, 2021

Toddler

Tiny little meat sacks built to punt across rooms.

Sara: want to see the little snot I pad flesh sock kid I popped out of me?
Average real humans: no Sara *kicks flail meaningless body across the foyer.*
Toddler

by MJkrazykoolepicgamer May 19, 2021

Toilet toddlers

The act of jacking off into the toilet.

After a dry run at the bar, and a long stiff ride home, I had to deposit some toilet toddlers.

by McGtrell July 3, 2015

orange toddler

A derogatory term used for describing Donald Trump.

Also used in the 2017 summer edition of Gameplay Magazine, referring to how the world ends.

If the orange toddler in the white house doesn't do it first, then robots will surely kill us all.

by kqiso May 9, 2018

toddlerdiddler

One who diddles toddlers.

Note: Diddle - to engage in inappropriate acts.

Bourne diddled that toddler. Therefore, he is a toddlerdiddler.

by Sean and James October 2, 2007

Toddler

Little children who are not oldenough to talk back and give you attitude. cute and gives you a reason to relive your childhood and "not" look stupid!

Tristan is a well behaved todler.

by Havilah December 5, 2004