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Thrashing Wumpus

1. Thrashing Wumpus - Magic The Gathering - Tap 1 Swamp: Thrashing Wumpus deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.

2. Thrashing Wumpus - Sex move - After fucking your girl in the ass she lets out a succession of fart noises creating the noise a Thrashing Wumpus would make.
1. Young wumpuses are malevolent and vicious - but they grow out of it.

2. Dude! I drew a Thrashing Wumpus last night; my girl's ass was all like "Wump wump wump wump"!
by l_g58@rocketmail.com October 1, 2010
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Trading Beaver Skins

An 18th Century version of wife swapping.

Mostly used between American frontiersmen, and in some cases, englishmen with ties to American trading.
Chap 1: I say, Rufus, how would you feel about heading to the cabin and trading beaver skins this night?

Chap 2: Ahhh, splendid idea, Worthington!
by JesseLikesFood November 17, 2011
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trading guru

A specious trading expert.

Someone who presents themselves as a trustworthy authority on some market but is not a professional, not practicing what they say, deceives those who trust them into purchasing products or services, and will psychologically manipulate the same people to maintain or spread their deceptions.

Trading gurus can be characterized typically by their under education, self-help approach to psychology, spurious or complete lack of any market research, no proof of trading history, lack of success with their methods, pop-financial content, and promoting affiliates with no due diligence.
I just bought my trading guru's course for several hundred dollars a month, and I feel like I'm not getting any better at trading my own money. In fact I'm currently losing money, and now I'm feeling pressured to trade more because my trading guru says I'm not trading their methods correctly. When I listen to my trading guru and the more I trade exactly as they teach, I am losing even more money. I think I got scammed by this trading guru.
by speciousrisks August 20, 2023
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outsider trading

Buying, selling, and trading in the stock market without knowing what the fuck you are doing AT ALL.
I got involved in some outsider trading and lost 40 million dollars in one day.
by Hillrapist.com March 27, 2016
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Insider trading

RobinHood committed insider trading when they turned off all buying of popular stocks such as GME, BB, NOK, BBY, AMC, after their financial partners were losing money.
by Radibro January 28, 2021
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hobo threading

"When your application is single threaded but you're too poor to do it right, so you spin up more" to handle demand
- Chris W
C: If this continues, we'll be dedicating more servers everywhere we need it. Hobo threading!
I: Yay
by another_pseudonym February 23, 2021
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APE TRADING

The trading strategy of BUYING and HODLING + BUYING THE MF'N DIP
APE TRADING investors have more time then hedge funds have money!
by Mr. Stanley moon October 6, 2021
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