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thailand

A country where dishes are prepared as follows:

1. Walk down the neighborhood grabbing anything (living/non-living/etc.) you can lay your hands on.

2. Come home with your booty and dump the stash in a huge bowl of hot water.

3. Boil the stuff for a randomly chosen length of time.

4. Invite your mates over, grab the nearest peice of wood (to be used as sticks) you can find and swallow with your eyes closed.

5. Walk away from the table as if nothing had happened.
A good outcome of the above recipe is "Paad Thai" probably the yuckiest dish ever prepared in the history of Homo Sapiens.
by Vinaya HS April 28, 2005
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thailandi

a slave. a man who's doing the dirty jobs.
she has a thailandi who's cleaning her house.
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phuket thailand

no it is none of these
phuket thailand is a island in thailand.

in juno she just read phuket thailand so said it
guy = where are we going?
girl = phuket thailand
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Thailand

A lovely exotic place in asia with nice people and amaizing food! The south islands (for example Kho Lanta) are full of Swedes.
Swedish person 1: I Love Thailand
Swedish person 2: Me too! I am going there in winter.
Swedish person 1: Me too! I Love to be there over christmas.
by MemyselfandI1111 December 15, 2016
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thailand hand job

A Thailand hand job includes a woman inserting a wooden rod about 2cm wide into the mans penis/urethra and stroking it until the man is ready to ejaculate.
Bethany gave me a Thailand hand job and I've been pissing every 10 minutes.
by Mister jeebus March 27, 2017
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Thailand Sticky

When a woman is riding cowgirl, and when the man is about to cum he pulls the woman off of his dick. The dick naturally bounces towards the man, and he cums on his own chest. He then pulls the woman back onto him, and they rub themselves together until they are both sticky.
Sugar Daddy Josh gave me a Thailand Sticky, it was heavenly.
by Quickiesmalls June 11, 2018
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Thailand

1.A country where men do not feel old,as they can behave young and enjoy life.
2.A country with many kinds of original and tasty food.
3.A country where you can enjoy each and every day of your life.
4.The country of smiles,kindness and compassion.
5.The country where you can find happiness without being rich,owning a house or a vehicle.
6.A country with many beautiful islands and beaches.
Thailand might not be heaven,but it is as close as it gets.
by Kermode Bear September 24, 2018
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