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Tainted Retribution

The act of a person defecating on another's penis immediately after they are sodomized.
"It went really well until I got some tainted retribution"

"My boyfriend really wanted to try butt sex for the longest time, so to turn him off from it I gave him a tainted retribution the first time we did it"
by ash0ka March 8, 2009
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tainted knuckles

Tainted knuckles occur when you reach between your legs to wipe your ass after a shit and your knuckles touch the vile soup in the toilet bowl or,heaven forbid,the turd itself.
Damn! I'm going to have to wash my hand.I got tainted knuckles.
by wolfbait51 October 23, 2011
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tainted squirrel

When you're getting your dick sucked and the woman takes balls in mouth while sticking her tounge out to lick the taint.
That whore Cindy gave me a bj along with a tainted squirrel last night.
by 12bdk May 3, 2016
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Talientia

She is a witch, Magi, dedicated spiritual satanist, artist, obbsessed with the occult, paranormal, strange, ect. Her wattpad, Instagram, kik, Tumblr and twitter are all @talientia

Talientia means someone with enormous strength, dignity, power, willpower and talent. There is one person on the planet who came up with this name and she is the person above.

A name that holds great power.
Talientia is my magickal name.
by Talientia October 8, 2016
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talented

"That chick is talented"
by "B" to the "T" September 15, 2005
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tainted salami

When you dip your dick in paint then proceed to slap a person in the face.
I woke up my brother with a tainted salami.
by Michael Megyery June 11, 2006
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Tainted

A person who has dated,married,or had sex with someone you know is considered "tainted".

Their level of "taintedness" makes it questionable as to whether or not you should be involving yourself with that person,usually, and especially in an intimate manner.
There are several factors involved with determining the degree of a person's "taintedness", such as;

-How well one knows the person or people, that the tainted individual was with (and if you know and don't like that person, then the "taint factor" is waived and becomes more of a "Yeah, I banged that asshole's ex!)
-How long ago that relationship or encounter took place,
if that person had been with the "tainter" last night, their "taintedness" would be just about radioactive...
on the other end, there is a standard five year statute of limitations and the taint in most cases has worn off.
-Some degrees of "taint" are infinate, such as Brother's ex-wife, ex's of parents etc.
-The combinations of situations and connections are so numerous that there is no exact science for taint determination and each case must be evaluated on it's own.
In most cases there should be an individual who has the experience and knowledge to act as "Judge of the Taint" to rule on tainted individuals for you or your social circle,and that person's judgement should be taken into consideration before going ahead and doing whatever you were going to do in the first place.
Talk about "tainted" ! She used to be married to my best friend, before divorcing him last year, but she's so sexy, I'm gonna bang her, no matter how "tainted" she is.
by dogh2o June 11, 2012
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