swimdick

There are two stages of swimdick:
1. Your penis will shrink to at least a fifth of its normal size due to cold water temperatures.

2. Your penis will become erect at the sight of bikini bitches and will be impossible to hide.

Me: dude, what's wrong? Why are you holding your crotch?
Male Friend: I've got swimdick, man
Me: I feel your pain

swimdick by ironluke June 28, 2014

Swim in her butt 

To penetrate a fat juicy ass. Wet anal sex.

"Woah Frank, did you see that ass just now?....
"I'd swim in her butt."

Swim in her butt by Frankie Trendzilla March 27, 2019

Swim Upstream 

Euphemism for anal sex.

Brooooooh that slut let me swim upstream last night. Water was a little muddy though if you know what I mean.

She told me I could swim upstream tonight. I railed them intestines.

Swim Upstream by Dick Onchin October 15, 2020

fake swimmer 

Someone that does summer league and goes on social media and posts like they actually are committed to the sport. These people will usually try to pull off many comments and actions that a real swimmer would typically do/ say such as eating excessive amounts of food, shaving, buying tech suits, and having numerous pairs of goggles. These kids haven't broken 30 in their 50 free and don't even look like that's what's going to happen. Most times these kids are unathletic and too lazy to club swim in the winter. These kids have never and will never qualify for the end of season championship.

Swimmer 1: Did you see Bob's Instagram post?

Swimmer 2: Yeah, he's such a fake swimmer.
Swimmer 1: I agree! He hasn't even broken 30 in his 50 free!
Swimmer 2: That's pretty pothetic

fake swimmer by shout out to all my pears August 9, 2015

Skidmore Swim 

The swim team at Skidmore College in Saratoga Springs, NY. They win a decent amount of times but their motto is “work hard have fun.”

The girls on the team are the sweetest people in the world but this team is known for having freshman men who prey on artsy freshman girls and take advantage of them sexually.

Girl 1: who did you hook up with last night?
Girl 2: some freshman dude on the Skidmore swim team.
Girl 1: damn are you okay?

Skidmore Swim by jboy432 March 25, 2021

shit your pants and dive in and swim 

a phrase often used when a person is left without options for a given situation... basically when someone is totally fucked and there is nothing they can do about it

Joe told me the cop pulled him over for running a stop sign and found a quarter pound of weed and an open bottle of gin in the car... He asked me what to do and I told him to just "shit your pants and dive in and swim".

shit your pants and dive in and swim by druman930 July 12, 2011

cool like a fool in a swimming pool 

a possible answer to a "how are you" type question, or a remark about somethings coolness

Stan-"You OK", JIMMY-"no need to worry about me, im cool like a fool in a swimming pool"

Stan- "whose that dude", JIMMY-"IDK, but hes cool like a fool in a swimming pool"

cool like a fool in a swimming pool by Paaat February 13, 2010