squirtling

The act of setting your man's pubes on fire and squirting all over him to put it out while yelling "squirtle!"

After the act: "Now that is what I call squirtling."

by iron_ick August 22, 2016

Squirting on the Pups

The act in which one is taking a shit, but said shit comes out too fast/early and it goes all over ones ballsack.

Jb: Dude, I took a shit last night and it went all over my balls.

Adam: Dude! You were squirting on the pups!

by DonkeySchlong February 11, 2010

Squirting Sylvester

When a woman squirts and queefs st the same time on your face

Man, I need a towel! I went down on her so hard she was squirting sylvester!

by Mystery_evilboy June 2, 2018

stop flirting and get squirting

Stop kissing and cumming, and get your girl squirting!

"Hey bitch, get your orgasm (stop flirting and get squirting) on with me!"

by StopFlirtingandOrgasm February 7, 2021

Squoting

When you quote a song

Person 1: The other day i totaly 'turned back time' when i wore my new neon earings.

Person 2: DUDE! Your fully squoting that Cher song!

by YUSSSSSS! September 29, 2009

squirtling

the act of a male sucking his own cock while a female or male eats his ass/rimjob. When the male cums/ejaculates in his mouth he spits it on the person who is eating him in the face. When the partner is distracted or is eating the sperm the man shouts out "SQUIRTLE SQUIRTLE" then leaves. It is preferred if you don't have a belly/gut/or big stomach because you might miss if you choose to jack it without it in your mouth it could get in your eye. This can be or is an alternative to charzardingif you don't have anything to light them. Make sure to wash your mouth and practice sucking your dick to make sure you don't screw up.

I didn't want to pay my hooker so I tricked her into some squirtling.

by jack aniels October 12, 2017

squirting

Your mom

your mom was squirting

by Negroemale June 2, 2018