Shlemin

the male package (cock and balls)

"he fell asleep so i put my shlemin on his face xD"

by 1w2e3r April 2, 2009

schlemmeria

a dry itchy particulate found within the foreskin

There was a lot more schlemmeria than I remember...

by because, why not? December 5, 2016

shlem nut

The type of politician who thinks only of themselves and will say anything (shlem) to get elected.

We need fewer shlem nuts and more straight shooters in Congress.

by still hungry November 6, 2017

Schlempo

A real Bitcherooni

Wow, Stephanie is acting like a real schlempo right now

by El Schlempo September 18, 2019

shlemkerlicious

a definition that was supposed to be 1 million characters long but hit the character limit

ree shlemkerlicious

by mlemingshobe November 7, 2019

Shlempo

A limp ween

I went to Brads house last night and he kept slappin me in the face with his dirty ol shlempo

by shlemp slinger June 30, 2020

Shlem

SHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

*Shlem* eyyy Joey pass me the football.

by Espania bull May 17, 2021