sphlem 

Noun: throat lube consisting of spit n phlem

When she gagged on the cock the sphlem that she produced provided the perfect lubricant to finish the job. (J&M)

sphlem by Mel n Jug March 12, 2017

schlemazel 

A perpetually unlucky person. A person who's often a victim of something bad. From Yiddish.

A "schlemiel" is the guy most likely to spill the wine at dinner.
A "schlemazel" is the guy most likely to have the wine spilled on him.
And the "nudnick" is the guy most likely to ask (in a nasal voice), "Gee, what kind of wine was that anyhow?"

schlemazel by Osama_Bin Login January 12, 2014

hammacher schlemmer 

A magazine filled with hella expensive stuff no one would use in real life. The magazine was created for billionaires and rich, ass white people to spend the extra million dollars they find between their couch cushions on.

"Honey, pass me that Hammacher Schlemmer magazine," said Mark as he put on his gucci sunglasses.

hammacher schlemmer by RealSh*t September 25, 2013

shlemo 

Dead moldy body; fetid human corpse.

While searching the abandoned home, the police investigators came across a shlemo stuffed in a box in the closet.

shlemo by Denise Robertson January 15, 2008

Von Schlemmer 

A fictional character from the Sonic the Hedgehog animated series who enjoys staying in the cooler

Guy1:I went to get a soda and jeff jumped out of the cooler and scared the hell outta me

Guy2:Von Schlemmer?

Von Schlemmer by craz kylo May 23, 2008

Shlemiel 

From Yiddish origin. A clumsy, inept, or foolish person.

As quoted from the film Independence Day:

"If I knew I was going to meet the President I would have wore a tie. I mean look at me, I look like a shlemiel."

Shlemiel by Mata99 May 30, 2009

schlemiel 

a habitual bungler, a klutz

A schlimazel's toast always falls butter-side down. A schlemiel always drops the knife.

schlemiel by mandingoe September 24, 2004