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Spastic Centipeagle

Or Spastic Centip-eagle: When a male transexual who is receiving anal and giving head and two hand jobs has sex with another person who is also giving head and two hand jobs and so on and so forth in a linked series. If you can picture in their head and arm movements, you'll understand why it was given the name Spastic Eagle. Link two or more people in a chain performing Spastic Eagles and they will thusly form a Spastic Centipeagle.
Look at these twelve people in a chain doing a glorious Spastic Centipeagle.
by Rumpleslangstein October 5, 2017
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Stadistics

Sadistic statistics. Statistics presented in such a way so as to cause discomfort and/or emotional pain to the person(s) they are being presented to. The person presenting these stadistics may well find joy in these reactions.
Person 1: My brother just bought himself a motorbike. I'm a little worried about him to be honest.

Person 2: Did you know that while motorcyclists only make up 1% of traffic, they account for around 20% of deaths and serious injuries on the roads.

Person 1: Why the hell would you tell me that?! I've had enough of your stadistics!
by AbstractJuggler October 13, 2011
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spedastic

if ur friend does some thing stupid u might say

"wow that was spedastic"
by gatorade August 3, 2006
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Keyboard Spastic

A person who is failing at typing. They are regularly all over the place and it appears they are in fact having a seizure while typing.
Example one:
Herty man hosw ti going>?
(Hey man, hows it gowg?

Example two:
Person 1: Hey dude what were you on about last night, calling gen busty?
person 2: OH NO, i meant gen is busy!
1: Classic case of keyboard spastic right there.
by Timmy_222 June 21, 2009
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Sadistical

A state of mind, being attracted or obsesive about blood and gore. Also includes certain thaughts of evilness, murder, at times suicide. Gets an "urge" whenever seeing anything on the lines of massive blood loss, needles, knives, open wounds, ect.

Symptoms:Quiet, laughs out of no where, sudden intrest in slughter movies, gets mad when the speciel effects in movies are not that great, isolates from "normal" people, seen walking back to room carrying hammers, knives, pencils, duct tape as if a normal activity.
Some of the most famous mass murderers are quite sadistical
by Karmain_Kry December 30, 2006
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spasticated

a person who has serious mental problems such as george bush and the american people who support him.
also common in animals
that is one spasticated turtle
by fo'shizzle ma nizzle March 15, 2003
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spastication

when someone does or makes something completely retarded with no explanation to what just happened and leaves you re evaluating your life
that was complete spastication i am confused
by twkwsaal May 12, 2018
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