Shimblewick

A person who doesn't know what the word shimblewick means

"You're a shimblewick!"

"What does shimblewick mean?"

"I stand corrected."

by coconut gobbler / toad December 2, 2024

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Take a small dosage of.
Particularly referred to drugs.

"Once upon a time, Stephen Hawking was an old man who had a deep, heart-felt love for children. Due to this passion for children, he set out on a journey to Jeffrey Epstein's island. However, this nigga was crippled and in a Rocket League Octane, and his peak was only unranked. The reason why he was unranked is because he was fucking crippled, he couldn't move for shit. Anyways, this made the expedition for children genatalia significantly harder (ironic). He abstained from drug use, but he thought drugs were the only way to go to the island. So, he starts to move in his wheelchair at 0.00000001 miles per hour (I'm talking slug with extra steps type shit, but "extra steps" is kinda paradoxical). Anywho, when he finally arrives at his drawer after a million fucking years, due to his height being only a little lower than those of a fucking lego figure, he finds that his nose is at perfect height for the cocaine. So, without hesitating, without even thinking of taking a snibble, he goes full fucking vacuum cleaner mode and nostril chugs all of the nose candy. After 0.5 milliseconds of this situation, he starts going in fucking creative mode and starts to float out of his house, doing full-on fucking 360s at mach 7, and after 5 nanoseconds, he arrives at Epsteins island, only to die after his octane runs out of boost."

This took me so fucking long.

by BangalangMan March 29, 2025

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