Silky Barstool 

the act of not wiping your anus after a bowl movement at your local pub, and then continuing to pull down your pants, sitting down on a barstool and expelling gas from your buttocks, leaving a warm, delicious surprise for an unsuspecting customer to enjoy.

Darren had slept with Marks Wife.

as punishment, Mark decided to give Darren a Silky barstool

Silky Barstool by yummo_daddyo January 11, 2012

silks 

short for silk boxers

check out my new silks

silks by skater6969 March 26, 2009

silky boy 

1. Name generally given to some one of soft and tender emotions. It is normally given as an insult to the male gender. May also be used is a direct title or job description.
(Silk comes from the butts of Chinese worms.)

1. What’s wrong with you, are you a silky boy or what?

2. Oh yes I make silk at the factory as a silky boy.

silky boy by Peter Beebe April 27, 2008

Silky Massage 

To finger a females vagina

I gave Jennifer the silky massage last night in the movie theater,

Silky Massage by Captain Slappy August 2, 2008

silky spewage 

ejaculate. the feel and consistency of male ejaculate, slang. silky defining soft, and spew/spewage relating to discharge

the rough and tumble rub of bodies produced one lad's silky spewage upon their bellies.

silky spewage by s emery July 11, 2007

Silky drip 

The female equivalent of a circle jerk.

Also a brand of Japanese coffee.

I could really go for a silky drip right now.

"Silky Drip, keep you relax."

Silky drip by StrongBlack July 18, 2012

Silky Bitch Pants 

Pants meant for keeping warm prior to sporting events, occasionally worn as pajamas. Known for being extremely comfortable and making a swishing sound when walking around in them.

Damn, I wish I had some silky bitch pants, it's getting chilly outside!

Silky Bitch Pants by SWHoll October 5, 2013