Shlopday

The Day After Sunday and Before Monday

'Happy Shlopday!'

by Lily Shields October 23, 2008

Shlop Dog

The art of rubbing one out, masturbating, having a pull in the bath. The sound caused by the motion of the act resembles a slopping or shlopping sound - hence the derivative of the name "shlop dog"

I just had a shlop dog

How was your shlop dog?

I caused a bit of a mess while having a shlop dog.

by noodleluca August 19, 2010

shlooster

one of the weirdest kids i know

"im gonna take apart a fucking dryer one day just to find out where the dam socks go!" -oster

by leigh December 15, 2004

Shlopple-on-Topple

The fluctuating interface of actual and perceived movement within one's visual field during the "peak" period of a drug-induced hallucination (which is often more pronounced while laying on the floor or leaning up against a stable object).

Man, when that fungus started ringin' the other night and loudmouth showed up with her crazy stories, she done reigned down a god damn shlopple-on-topple ensemble on my twisted ass.

by Neurosojourner October 12, 2010

Shloshing

The act of smoking a lot of marijuana then having anal sex with your partner so recently to smoking the marijuana that when you finish your eyes flash over with the Bob Marley colors
red,yellow, and green

Tim: i was totally Shloshing my girl yesterday.
Jake: oh yeah.

Jake: how was it?
Tim: it felt amazing and when i saw the colors it was the most beautiful thing id ever seen in my life.

by Skully Walrus May 17, 2011

Shopster

Person who shops for modern, hipster or exclusive products.

- I love buying exclusive stuff.
- You're a real shopster!

by Tom Fish September 28, 2014

Shlosted

To get weird via intoxication. To get fucked up.

Person 1 - "Bro did Johnny just bang that fat chick?!"
Person 2 - "Yeah he must be shlosted"

by Braheeem March 25, 2017