Severus Snape

That hot, dark looking professer who is hated by all and all are hated by him!

Snape: I want to spank you
Harry: Oh My!

by Helen August 29, 2003

Severiano

In three words: tall, dark, and handsome. People with this name tend to have ravishing blue eyes and luscious brown hair. They attract all of the attention, and no girl can controvert his smooth talk and impossibly voluptuous looks. If you are really determined to get his attention, all you have to do is write him scandalous secret admirer letters and implant them in his locker when he's off eating lunch in the cafeteria. Oh, and if you really want to catch his eye, be sure to dedicate a song to him at a school dance, preferably "If U Seek Amy". While the song plays, dance around him and playfully tug on his tie until he gives in and dances with you. He may claim that he can't dance, but he's just being modest. Before you know it, you'll be texting him every night from 12-5. Guys with this name are handsome, sexy, steamy, juicy, red-hot, risque, spicy, orgasmic, and every other synonym of the word hot.

"Dayum, who's that guy over there? He is so fucking sexy, I feel like making out with him."

"Yea, that's Severiano. But don't get your hopes up, everybody wants a piece of that."

by IfUSeekAmyx33 July 9, 2009

severussexual

Being totally in-love with the brooding dungeon bat Severus Snape. As well as shifting realities to date him.

Me: I LOVE HIM MUM I LOVE SEVERUS SNAPE
Mum: yep definitely a severussexual i raised my child differently

by severussnapesimp December 28, 2020

Several people are typing...

The message you see at the bottom of your Discord window after you post something thought-provoking and/or potentially controversial. Depending on the severity it may also be the last message you see before you die.

Me: Fortnite is a terrible game and should be burnt to the ground
Chat: "Several people are typing..."

by Abyss the Hybrid January 14, 2021

Cunt - The Several Meanings

Shit Cunt - You literally fucking suck. Nobody likes you. Go fuck a cow.
Good Cunt - You're a good man/woman. I'd hang with you.
Mad Cunt - You're a fucking nut case but I love you so fucking much you bloody legend.
Dumb Cunt - You are literally a fucking moron. You lack even the slightest amount of common sense.

Or
Cunt - Another word for pussy/a woman's vagina

Cunt = Mate

Australia is fucking great.

Tobias: Oi, Maria's a bit of a Shit Cunt, don't ya think?

Ebony: Oh yeah, but she doesn't compare to Daliah. The Dumb Cunt thought that my acrylics were the glue on Kmart ones, so the bitch ripped 'em off.

Tobias: Fuck. At least Kyle's a Good Cunt. He let me copy his homework last night, so the teacher didn't expel me.

Ebony: Yeah, he's alright.

Raymond: AYE LADS!

Ebony & Tobias: AYE! RAYMOND! YA MAD CUNT!

*Group hug*

Raymond: IMMA GET SOME CUNT TONIGHT!

Ebony & Tobias: NICE!

Cunt - The Several Meanings

by Jotacrak_My_Jotabak August 19, 2019

Punished Him Severely

Punished Him Severely is a running gag in the Oversimplified series. It first appeared in Hitler (episode) and was last seen in the Napoleonic Wars. People, most notably Adolf Hitler, were getting spanked by Alois Hitler or by a family member.

Person 1: What happened to him?
Person 2: His father punished him severely

by ihadnoideaforapseudonym October 16, 2021

I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement

An apology to say when you’re not actually sorry.

“I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement”
- Jake Paul

by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022