Sealed Envelope

When your girl isnt in the mood and rolls over. well her mistake! She passes out and you proceed to wack off, when you about to nut, you aim right between her ass cheecks. When she wakes up, she will be opening your sealed envelope

Wendy wouldnt bang me last night, so I gave her a sealed envelope.

by Jay G. January 28, 2004

envelope

You dumbass, cant you figure it out... you send your mail in it! duhh!!

I'm so dumb i dont know what the word "envelope" means.

by grubin August 4, 2003

Envelope Face

When somone with bushy eyebrows makes an angry face, it looks like an envelope.

"Don't scrunch up your face like that, someone might mistake you for an envelope face!"

by Mazzoid December 26, 2005

Semvelope

An envelope sent containing semen.

"I'm going to Europe on business, dear"
"Be sure to send me back some semvelopes"

by Karl mailman Malone August 6, 2009

envelopey

(adj) the word envelopey has nothing to do with the word envelope. It means to be loud and obnoxious.

If these freshman don't stop being so envelopey, then ........

by Envelopey Syed Ahmed June 7, 2009

envELOPE

A paper document-slipcover dat contains a large check, passport, or other important item dat permits you to clandestinely run off wif yer sweetheart and get married.

In da 1924 Harold Lloyd movie "Girl Shy", da publisher's $3000 advance-royalty check arrived in an envELOPE for da currently-of-merely-da-working-class Harold; he realized dat da money would allow him to marry his rich-girl heart-throb, even if her parents would have reservations about a union of such unequal social status.

by QuacksO November 23, 2020

Senelophinia

A behavioral disorder characterized by excessive desire to bring home foods from parties

Person 1: Why did you bring three Tupperware plastic containers and a large plastic bag to the Christmas Party?
Person 2: I want to eat the leftovers at home.
Person 1: Bro, maybe you suffer from Senelophinia.

by juansakyan December 14, 2022