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The Scranton Strangler

During a sexual encounter, choking your partner with both hands tightly while simultaneously gagging them with your member until completion.
“Dammit, Dwight, I just want to finish my ham and cheese sandwich and surprise Pam with The Scranton Strangler! 🤷🏻
by Trav n Chan October 19, 2021
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scraetch

a. a small abrasion on the epidermal layer of skin. Bigger than a scratch but smaller than a scrape.

b. can be used as a slang word meaning “to fuck something/someone up”
a. “Oh my gosh I just tripped on the sidewalk. Look at this scraetch!”

b. “I can’t believe he broke up with me! He’s gonna get scraetched tonight!”
by drewstarkey17 August 28, 2021
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Scrank

Og scrankster wildin
by x1luna.onyx1x December 21, 2021
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hell scran

a large amount of food, more specifically used outside of meal times
'I'm starving, lets go the chippy for a hell scran'
by WEBS July 18, 2009
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Pukka Scran

Food that tastes fucking unreal
Ah lad that’s some pukka scran that
by Yeahhhh course June 8, 2020
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a on the scantron

Converse of "b on the Scantron". True. Factual.
If that damn cat keeps crapping on my lawn, I'm going to chase it with a lawnmower. Fuckin'a on the scantron, man. For real.
by JPMIV May 12, 2008
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Scranton Room

In the coal region of northeastern Pennsylvania, many home owners have a habit of creating a "showcase" room. It contains the finest and most expensive furniture in the home. This room is completely off limits with the rare exception of entertaining guests on very special occasions.

Scranton Rooms are meant to confuse company. They feel that one neat and finely furnished room will make up for the rest of their home being kept in total disarray. They also hope this one room will make others think they are more successful or refined than they actually are.

Scranton rooms are very similar to Italian rooms, but not limited to a particular ethnic background. Perhaps the large amount of Italian immigrants in the Scranton, Pennsylvania area helped make this a trend popular throughout the area.
Toddler: "Mommy, mommy! My ball just rolled into the other room!"
Mother: "Just leave it there! You KNOW you are never allowed in the Scranton room!"

When father's boss from the coal mine came to dinner, we entertained him in our Scranton room.
by Joey "the nose" Uccello September 13, 2009
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