schlemiel

A person so inept even inanimate objects pick on them.

Don't let that schlemiel touch anything. If it doesn't break he will hurt himself or both.

by Frank Lisa August 8, 2006

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sclamberg

When you take a huge shit.

I was up all night drinking, I need to take a Sclamberg.

by Poo Poo Guy January 15, 2008

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an emo + a scene. This person is really emo, but likes to wear buckets of eye-liner like a scene. They are overly happy but hate thee world in the most joyous way.

Their continuous hatred towards people is matched only by their love for depressive bands that like to yell their emotional messages violently at their listener.
Sceemos tend to hang-out with the brutally honest and triangle loving filter addicted hipsters whilst simultaneously hating tumblr wannabe alternatives.

OMG Becky she is such a Moe'Fresking Sceemo good gratious Shaniqua!

Tenishia had so much eyeliner and was listening to Black Veil Brides i reckn' she's turning into a sceemo.

I like for shizzle like being emo but scene like so totally relates to my soul, i think ima be a sceemo!

by xx_darkened_soul_xxbands4lyfle June 23, 2014

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Scheme Team

A group of guys who try to scheme on or get with girls. A Scheme Team's main plan of action is sliding into DM's

The Scheme Team at that school is ridiculous. Not a day goes by that I don't get DM'd by someone there.

by scheme team September 14, 2016

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Salema

A salema is at first shy but once you get to know her you learn she’s a crazy person She’s very smart does sports too and weird girl too she’s funny laughs a lot sometimes like a Devil or hyena she’s a amazing girl short too

Wow she’s amazing she has to be a salema

by Letia234 February 21, 2019

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