schmuppy

Yiddish for puppy

Good poo, schmuppy!

by reefanna January 16, 2009

schmucktard

1. A total douchebag with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
2. Someone you just want to grab by the throat and punch/headbutt in the face.
3. Clay Aiken.

I saw Clay Aiken on The Tonight Show the other night and man, what a schmucktard that guy is. I wanted to reach though the TV and wring his neck.

by lostaccident September 23, 2006

Schmuck Schumer

What senator Chuck Schumer is.

Chuck Schumer thinks the government should pass out stimulus checks to immigrants during inflation. More like Schmuck Schumer.

by Skyrim550 June 9, 2022

schmuckery

The act(or art if you will) of being a schmuck.

Mike:What the hell is keith doing?
Fred:He must be up to some schmuckery!

Dating that girl is dabbaling in shmuckery

by Michael McGuire February 8, 2004

Schmuper

Used to describe the supreme form of everything that can be described. Nothing can beat or even come close to the likeness of the described word.

John: I bet my humongadagongous brain is bigger than yours.

Anne: Nope. Mine’s super duper schmuper big.

John: I can’t beat that. You win.

by Bahaha Boi October 10, 2020

schmugly

This describes a person who at least 50% Schmuck and 100% Ugly.

Did you hear that guy, what a schmugly dip shit. I can't believe he just tried to pull that on her again.

by DJ Bubbles May 26, 2010

Schmuckered

A polite way describe a person, place or thing that is all fucked up.

Well when he crashed the ambulance into that pole he sure schmuckered it up.

by TheZippo November 8, 2019