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Schloonga

Amanda: That guy had Schloonga no girth on it at all, it felt like someone was poking my cooter with a needle.
by Seb & Joe April 10, 2007
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schlooving

The act of shuffling performed by two or more persons passing over the same path in opposite directions with the intention to not buttrape eachother.
Jeff was schlooving past Jacob in the doorway of their dorm.
by lil_wiz_360 July 25, 2009
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schloggin

Most distal segment of corpus spongiosum. Also known as the "glans penis" or "head of the penis".

A portmanteau of "schlong" (Yiddish lit. "snake") and "noggin".
You're going to be so busted if you don't quit thinking with your schloggin and focus.
by Sir Rockefeller F. York January 11, 2012
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Schlongnomaly

When a schlong defies the laws of penis in unexpected ways.
"Man that blasian guy was a schlongnomaly if ever I saw one."
by Dr. Schlongnomalous March 21, 2013
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Schlonginger's cat

Phrase that represents the common and culturally accepted misinterpretation of the famous thought experiment created by Erwin Schrödinger, which describes a scenario in which a cat is placed in a box with radioactive material and a flask of poison. If a monitor in the box detects radiation, it will trip a mechanism that kills the cat.

The experiment was created to challenge the then commonly-accepted views on quantum mechanics, as physicists would have considered the cat simultaneously alive and dead. Schrödinger's point was that this view is ridiculous and does not comply with reality. However, many people today misinterpret the experiment, citing it in scenarios in which an important decision will lead to two different paths, and, before the decision is made, each path is equally plausible and, therefore, equally "real." Though philosophically a nice concept, it is still an incorrect interpretation. Using the phrase "Schlonginger's cat" to refer to this interpretation helps avoid confusion and academic frustration.
Jane: Before I decide my major, I guess I'm a student in both botany and physics... It's just like Schrödinger's cat!
Susie: I think you mean "Schlonginger's cat." You should stick to botany.

Bobby: I've narrowed it down. In this box, there's either a dog or a cat. Until I open the box, it's Schrödinger's catdog!
Billy: No, it's Schlonginger's catdog. Also, that box is purring.
by 50shadesofgay September 6, 2013
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Schloagine

A schloagine is an admirer of schloaginite's who wield schloa's which are very small swords.

For more details see Schloa and Schloaginite.
The poor man was ridiculed for wielding a schloa. That was before he found Mr. Smith's daughter who has always been quite the schloagine. She understands the schloanic art very well.
by WSama August 22, 2018
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schlobians

A group of people that are shlobie’s biggest fans
The schlobians are uniting!
by Schlobie March 1, 2019
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