The official scale of fecal size and weight.
Piss Load
- The smallest amount. Equivalent to the size of a piss sample for a piss test. It requires 1 nurse telling you to piss in a cup to make a Piss Load
Piss Ton
- A very small/small amount. It requires 2 Piss Loads to make a Piss Ton.
Crap Load
- This is a small amount. It requires 4 Piss Tons to make a Crap Load
Crap Ton
- This is a small/medium amount. It requires 3 Crap Loads to make a Crap Ton.
Shit Load
- The Shit Load is one of the most often used terms and a very common amount. Often referred to as "a load of shit". It requires 2 Crap Tons to make a Shit Load.
Shit Ton
- This is the maximum amount of shit you can express in one sentence. It requires 3 Shit Loads to make a Shit Ton.
Fuck Load
- The source of the size "Large". It requires 2 Shit Tons to make a Fuck Load
Fuck Ton
- The ultimate of the fecal scale. It takes 3 Fuck Loads to equal a Fuck Ton.
*CAUTION* It is illegal to include two Fuck Tons in the same scenario, the amount of mass created would collapse into itself and create a black hole and swallow the planet, and possibly the galaxy. *CAUTION*
Piss Load
- The smallest amount. Equivalent to the size of a piss sample for a piss test. It requires 1 nurse telling you to piss in a cup to make a Piss Load
Piss Ton
- A very small/small amount. It requires 2 Piss Loads to make a Piss Ton.
Crap Load
- This is a small amount. It requires 4 Piss Tons to make a Crap Load
Crap Ton
- This is a small/medium amount. It requires 3 Crap Loads to make a Crap Ton.
Shit Load
- The Shit Load is one of the most often used terms and a very common amount. Often referred to as "a load of shit". It requires 2 Crap Tons to make a Shit Load.
Shit Ton
- This is the maximum amount of shit you can express in one sentence. It requires 3 Shit Loads to make a Shit Ton.
Fuck Load
- The source of the size "Large". It requires 2 Shit Tons to make a Fuck Load
Fuck Ton
- The ultimate of the fecal scale. It takes 3 Fuck Loads to equal a Fuck Ton.
*CAUTION* It is illegal to include two Fuck Tons in the same scenario, the amount of mass created would collapse into itself and create a black hole and swallow the planet, and possibly the galaxy. *CAUTION*
"Brian - JORDAN, THAT IS NOT SAFE, YOU ALREADY HAVE 1 FUCK TON, 2 FUCK LOADS AND A SHIT TON!! STOP BEFORE WE ALL DIE!!
Jordan - JUST ONE MORE CRAP LOAD!! ACCORDING TO THE FECAL SCALE IT IS SAFE!!"
Jordan - JUST ONE MORE CRAP LOAD!! ACCORDING TO THE FECAL SCALE IT IS SAFE!!"
by BrianJoeysDad December 29, 2008
Get the Fecal Scale mug.The Baudains Scale is a way of measuring how attractive someone is.
As opposed to the usual rating system based on a score out of 10, the Baudains Scale adopts a time frame as the scale ranging from 6pm / 18:00 to 2am / 02:00. This score is considered when you are out on the town drinking with friends or colleagues relating to the amount of alcohol you would consume before taking them home.
Giving an individual a score of 6pm would be the equivalent of a 10/10 and would require no alcohol consumption. On the other hand, giving a score of 2am means you would be heavily intoxicated and would regret your decision in the morning.
As opposed to the usual rating system based on a score out of 10, the Baudains Scale adopts a time frame as the scale ranging from 6pm / 18:00 to 2am / 02:00. This score is considered when you are out on the town drinking with friends or colleagues relating to the amount of alcohol you would consume before taking them home.
Giving an individual a score of 6pm would be the equivalent of a 10/10 and would require no alcohol consumption. On the other hand, giving a score of 2am means you would be heavily intoxicated and would regret your decision in the morning.
Man 1 - "Her at the bar Baudains Scale, go!"
Man 2 - "A good 11pm"
Man 1 - "Not a chance, that's a strong 1am"
Man 2 - "A good 11pm"
Man 1 - "Not a chance, that's a strong 1am"
by BaudScaler December 12, 2017
Get the Baudains scale mug.Glasgow Coma Score, or Glasgow Coma Score. A scoring system to determine a person's level of consciousness. A score of 15 is determined by eye movement, verbal skills and the person's motor skills and reaction to pain. Published in the University of Glasgow. The Paediatric GCS, or PGCS is used for children under 36 months.
Paramedic: Approx. 23 year old John Doe, found unconscious in the road. Head lac and possible tib fib fracture. BP is 90 systolic, Glasgow Coma Scale was 6 at the scene, now 12.
by jaffaw July 21, 2009
Get the Glasgow Coma Scale mug.Daniel: uh oh, I have just deleted a database off the server
Gareth: Quick we need a scape goat!
Daniel: I know lets blame Lee and say he did it.
Gareth: Quick we need a scape goat!
Daniel: I know lets blame Lee and say he did it.
by DanTMan December 8, 2009
Get the Scape Goat mug.A scale used to measure how fucked a situation is. Typically used when the question is not whether or not a situation is fucked, but to what degree.
Alex: Hey guys, we just ran out of gas.
Bob: So, where do we fall on a scale of one to fucked?
Alex: The nearest gas station is fifteen miles away.
Bob: So... fucked.
Bob: So, where do we fall on a scale of one to fucked?
Alex: The nearest gas station is fifteen miles away.
Bob: So... fucked.
by ShitsIntense December 7, 2009
Get the scale of one to fucked mug.Used to describe a person whom, when you least expect it, will back stab you even though you love them. Can usually seen frolicking with a Lorenz. The combination will usually be referred to as joy boys.
Person 1: Yo fam could you believe I got saccentied?
Person 2: Bro that sucks, at least you didn’t get lorenzed.
Person 2: Bro that sucks, at least you didn’t get lorenzed.
by Group12 January 6, 2021
Get the Saccenti mug.A simple scale using even integers from 0 - 10 to determine the effectivness of ones "Gut Wrecking" abilities. The scale is as follows:
0 - Missed it/Needed help finding the hole
2 - It was like fucking a fish
4 - Mime Sex
6 - We should have recorded it
8 - We woke my neighbors up/My dick hurts a little bit from the pounding she got.
10 - The bitch called a taxi because she couldn't feel her legs.
0 - Missed it/Needed help finding the hole
2 - It was like fucking a fish
4 - Mime Sex
6 - We should have recorded it
8 - We woke my neighbors up/My dick hurts a little bit from the pounding she got.
10 - The bitch called a taxi because she couldn't feel her legs.
Piper: "How was it last night dude?"
Allen: Dude...she told me I was a 10 on the wreckedher scale!" Bitch couldn't walk out of my house.
Allen: Dude...she told me I was a 10 on the wreckedher scale!" Bitch couldn't walk out of my house.
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