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robertson

Extremly awesome or a total boss.
After doing a triple backflip and catching a saxaphone in mid air, Elliot felt like a Robertson.
by Ranger64 March 12, 2015
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THEEVING GYPSY ROBBERS

theeving (pronounced this way, not a typo) gypsy robbers are parasitic underbellies of society who do not contribute and feel they can take whatever they want. They wrench car doors open at night, steal your cd player but leave cds on the seat as they are too feral to enjoy your music, demonstrating they are both law-breaking and ungrateful.
"Those theeving gypsy robbers stole my cd player out of my car last night"
by Charl & Ewan June 23, 2006
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Robertson's Creeper

A Robertson's Creeper is when a man shits in a log shape above a woman's chest, by her neck while she is sleeping. She then wakes up and the man feeds the woman his shit in a hot dog bun. She then burps the smell of his shit back into his face.
Dude, last night was fucking crazy. I gave Laura a Robertson's Creeper but the smell of my shit almost made me puke on that fine ass.
by J-Money Chenevey December 13, 2007
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matt robertson

the most attractive, sexy, intelligent, delicious guy you will ever meet. He has what it takes to get what he wants from anyone. you should search out a matt robertson. they are hard to come by.
OMFG that was matt robertson,

we have to go say hi!
by koolaidjammers June 4, 2009
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Rogerson

A Rogerson is the guy that isn't really your friend. A Rogerson is more so a leech than anything. A Rogerson will attempt to suck any cool and fun out of your social life by smothering you with his company even when you make it apparent that he is not welcomed. A Rogerson is usually short with wide eyes and a big nose and the typical semi-bowl cut. A Rogerson will look girls up on a college roster and add them on Facebook before ever meeting or talking to them. A Rogerson is a professional at cock-blocking in the way that it does not benefit anyone at anytime. Avoid a Rogerson in public at all costs because once he spots you he will follow you for the rest of your life and will not shut up, ever.
Guy 1: Dude, that guy is such a Rogerson. Where'd you find him?
Guy 2: Yeah I know, I ran into him at the mall. He won't stop following me.
by username0118012 January 31, 2012
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Emma Robertson

Absoloutly gorgeous in every way possible! Not So bright! but got a good heart! shes a great friend and very popular (with lads) and girls. everyone lovers her including herself But then again who wouldn't!

LUCKY BYAAATCH
Whooooooooooooooooooo
'that girl is so emma Robertson'

'i would love to be like emma robertson'
by ShiShiShaSha December 25, 2007
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jacob robertson

Jacob robertson is the best person you will ever meet. He is better than vishy at almost everything. He is able to get pussy like it’s Oreos at Lucky dollar. He is friends with robert the sam eater and Vishy the person that gets 59 on his math test
Jacob robertson is better than vishy at life
by bocaJ nostreboR October 27, 2020
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