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anal rending

The violent hemorrhaging of the rectum or sphincter through the use of a phallic object or appendage. Typically associated with lube-less anal sex.
My friend David nearly bled to dead after a severe anal rending.
by BreadlessYeti December 6, 2012
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Reidenbach

1. German for "I take big brown shits on the floor"

2. A sexual position where two partners achieve orgasm while they do cartwheels

3. A swiss nigger residing in an asian country

4. An oreo flavor where the cream is replaced with frozen kangaroo jizz
1. Person A: "Damn what the hell is up with you? I stepped on your shit!"

Person B: "Oh sorry bro, I'm such a Reidenbach."

2. Person A: "I just got a bitch from Cirque de Soleil. We did the Reidenbach and I broke my neck."

3. Barack Obama

4. Person A: "Hey dude you wanna try out this new oreo flavor"

Person B: "Sweet, it tastes like Frozen Kangaroo Jizz!"
by Vaca February 23, 2015
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The Orville Redenbocker

Recieving a hand job at a movie theater, by way of a large popcorn.
Cut a hole in the bottom of your popcorn container, when your partner reches for popcorn they will find a "hefty" suprise. No lubrication needed, and always ask for extra butter.
by Charles Cancilla Jr. June 27, 2005
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Orville Redenboner

A case of a penis going from flaccid to erect in a time similar to a corn kernel popping into popcorn. The average time of an Orville Redenboner is around .12 seconds.
Holy shit! Did you see that Orville Redenboner pop in is pants?!
by Papa Mustafa March 31, 2009
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Oral Reddenbacher

Similar to teabagging, but with butter and salt on the "kernels".
How come Doyle can only get it up if you give him an Oral Reddenbacher?
by Fatty Henchman March 28, 2008
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Rendezvous

Rendezvous is a French word meaning a predetermined place and time for meeting. It had much greater meaning to the trappers and traders of the late 18th and early 19th centuries.
mariah carey-touch my body
"If there's a camera up in here
Then I'd best not catch this flick
On YouTube (YouTube)
'Cause if you run your mouth and brag
About this secret rendezvous
I will hunt you down
'Cause they be all up in my bidness
Like a Wendy Interview
But this is private
Between you and I"
by kamunyak faith January 17, 2009
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Daring sexual rendezvous

Can be preplanned or spontaneous but must be something that is sexually adventerous and risky that not only satisfies ones sexual urges but also the need to do something out of the norm.

Engaging in an unbridled,surprising ,and daring sexual act you personally have not done before that took moxy and aggresiveness because it was completely ruled by spontaneity and hormonal urges.

Can either be iniated by male or female
He spotted an unknown atteractive women acroos the room,their eyes met,he knew now what he needed to do,so he seductively grabbed her by the hand and led her to the restrooom,pressed her up against the wall where he lifted up her skirt and proceeded to have sex with her because he could no longer contain his urges, he finally engaged in his long time fantasy to have a daring sexual rendezvous.
by signature behavior May 4, 2009
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