elephants raped

This is a comic exaggeration of pain and soreness from some activity such as sports.

Gawdddf, l feel like elephants raped me after that football game!

by I, Wreckerrr June 6, 2021

You don't know, you've never been raped

A response used when one person calls another one out on their bullshit.

"I don't think your life is as bad as you claim."
"You don't know, you've never been raped!"

by helrunr January 23, 2019

....And then you were raped.

a phrase you can add to a long, boring story that a friend or relative is telling you, to make the story more exciting or funny for yourself.

Person A: "When we were in Nebraska we visited the museum of agriculture, went to a corn maze, and visited a farm....

Person B: ....And then you were raped."

Person A: "What??, No I wasn't"

by The Flying 69 September 6, 2009

Debate Raped

When you're in a debate tournament and your opponent massacres you.

Zander: Yo John, my opponent made me look like a fool!
John: He was that good; dude: you got debate raped.

by NegaGod February 7, 2009

Raportunist

A sober person who takes advantage of drunk people to get laid.

Hey Phileasha I think Brian is a raportunist, he totally went into that room with the drunk girl.

by Suzannimals August 21, 2016

Rapidly Promoted Executive

An ending in the Henry Stickmin game: Infiltrating the Airship where you break into the airship and become the leader of the villanous Toppat Clan.

A: What's your favourite Infiltrating the Airship rank?
B:Rapidly Promoted Executive!

by I like Tomatoes January 2, 2021

commercial raped

-verb
a) When a commercial precedes a video and you cannot pause, fast forward, or click out of it.
b) When are forced to watch commercial endorsements, no matter how much you want it to stop.

While watching my favorite episode of South Park on Hulu, I was commercial raped by Comedy Central.

by yazzi_2k April 12, 2010